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Meetings If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry
Watching her disrobe felt very much like watching a snake shed its skin. Slow and almost hypnotic. Plenty of writhing and undulating. It's been my experience that most encounters are improved by a healthy (or unhealthy) dose of undulating. The last thing she took off was her wedding ring and just like that snake, it made her shine like brand new. I prefer to sleep with married women for the same reason I’d rather drive a rental than my own car. Vroom vroom. She was certainly attractive, but you could tell she was once beautiful. You also knew that at some point she loved her husband because her last name was Tribble. A woman whose first name is Trisha has to love a man to take that last name. Maybe she still did. Who am I to say? I’ve found that women look at business trips the same way girls look at Spring Break. Something about a fancy resort that makes everything surreal. Something that both whispers and screams that the normal rules don’t apply. Just ask the palm tree that has a speaker next to it playing music 24/7. Maybe the tree just assumes that all Arecaceae hear music all the time. Rain or shine. I just hope that it doesn’t spend all its time longing for a little quiet. Or the palm tree that has a spotlight on it 24/7. Maybe that tree just assumes that all Arecaceae have a spotlight on them all the time. Rain or shine. I certainly hope that it doesn’t spend all its time longing for a little darkness. Heaven help the tree that has both. So how did she end up in my room? It started innocently enough when, during a rather banal conversation on the exhibitor floor of the Biotech trade show, she mentioned that her favorite cartoon was Ren & Stimpy. My eyes widened. “Did you just say Ren & Stimpy?” I inquired. “Yes. I just said Ren & Stimpy” she replied. Not something you expect to hear on the exhibitor floor of a Biotech trade show. Especially with so much direct eye contact. I told her I too was a big fan of Ren & Stimpy and that while I appreciated the subtle intricacies of Mr. Horse, my favorite character was far and away Powdered Toast Man. I could have sworn I saw a twinkle in her eyes when she asked me why. I didn’t appreciate at the time the positions I was applying for. “It’s the little things. When he launched himself into the air, he flew backwards. It’s a small but brilliant detail, because that’s how I imagine toast popping out of the toaster.” I tried unsuccessfully to mimic the ass-first take-off. She mulled it over, the failed take-off included. Finally she asked “Why do you assume we put toast in head first?” I was forced to do a little mulling of my own. Growing weary of the prolonged deliberation and sensing I was struggling a bit, she pressed on like the high-performing salesperson she was. “When they fire a man out of a cannon, they don’t put him in head first. Do they?” Next thing I knew we were in my room. When we were done, or when she was done with me, being a much more accurate way of describing the proceedings (she was, as expected, toasteriffic), I watched her get dressed and it was very much like watching a snake put back on the skin it had just recently sloughed off. When she slid her ring back on her finger the last vestiges of shininess evaporated. She was already late for another meeting.
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Sally Ito is a writer and translator. She was born in Taber, Alberta, and currently lives in Winnipeg. She has published four books of poetry, Frogs in the Rain Barrel, A Season of Mercy, Alert to Glory, and Heart’s Hydrography as well as a collection of short stories called Floating Shore. In 2018, she published a cultural memoir, The Emperor's Orphans. Ito has also translated and published the Japanese children's poet Misuzu Kaneko by drawing on her years of study in Japan and experience of translating contemporary Japanese poetry. She teaches creative writing in Winnipeg and is a former blog contributor to the multicultural children's literature blog and website, PaperTigers.
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Portrait of Snow Country
Brown house-shacks cluster together as flakes float and settle upon their wooden roofs; silence in this valley slowly creeps in and moves. Winter has finally arrived. Snow, cold weather. Black trains pull in, bleating faraway calls, their billowed smoke fading into the white air as more passengers arrive to this ‘somewhere’ interior built of nature’s shale and limestone walls. A mountain sketch reveals white sentinel peaks looming over an old man and his young son, squatting on their porch, looking into the darkened horizon; faces flat and dull, colour faded from their cheeks. A photograph taken, words later scribbled in the corner, ‘Father and I on the porch, Winter of ’42, New Denver.’
From Frogs in The Rain Barrel, 1995, Nightwood Editions
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Alta Ifland (www.altaifland.com) was born in Communist Romania, came to the US as a political refugee in 1991 and now lives in France. A PhD in French language and literature, she works as a freelance writer, translator and book reviewer. She is the author of two collections of prose poems (Voix de glace/Voice of ice, bilingual, self-translated from French, 2008 Louis Guillaume Prize; and The Snail’s Song) and two books of short stories (Elegy for a Fabulous World, 2010 finalist, Northern California Book Award, and Death-in-a-Box, 2010 Subito Press Fiction Prize of the University of Colorado). Her novels, The Wife Who Wasn’t and Speaking to No. 4 were published by New Europe Books in 2021 and 2022. Ifland has also published translations from French into English (Raymond Queneau, Marguerite Duras, Lorand Gaspar), from English into French (W. S. Merwin), and Romanian to English (Norman Manea and Mariana Marin).
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The Snail’s Song
I know a Snail like no other. In summertime he lives on a leaf whose tree is perched on a cliff above the blue-green sea; in winters he lives within himself. But be it summer or winter he sings and plays all day, he plays an instrument with no strings, no brass, no wind; he plays his own house. He is himself his own house, which he always carries with him, and he is himself his own instrument, which he plays with such passion that his friend, the Turtle, opens her eyes wide with astonishment, nodding and wiggling her green head. She too is her own house, though her house is no instrument. Not having the gift of song, the Turtle stays quiet by her friend, as he delivers his homemade melodies, which can’t go anywhere because the house-instrument keeps them within its coiled shell. But how much song can a home take? One day, filled with too much music, the shell cracked at the heart of its coil, and from that minuscule wound sounds spilled into the world. Day after day the Snail’s song pours from the wound, and day after day his body, home and music are made anew, all one, in the secret darkness of the coiled, broken shell. His song comes from a broken home. From The Snail’s Song, 2011, Spuyten Duyvil
First Memory?
She is three years old. Her parents appear not to be home; her nanny, an old woman with a funny name, isn’t with her either, but she is surely in one of the other rooms. The girl is sitting at a table too big for her, a bowl of soup before her. In her right hand she is holding a spoon also too big, with which she clumsily attempts to eat the soup. She drops the spoon on the table. The soup is too hot. She climbs on a chair and manages to seize from the wooden cabinet a cup or a jar—here the film fades and the image gets blurry—then off the chair and back to the table. How did she manage to fill the cup with water? She pours the water into the bowl of soup and tastes again. Now it’s too cold. And the taste is different. She looks at the soup as if it were an untamed animal with which no communication is possible. From The Snail’s Song, 2011, Spuyten Duyvil
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Deborah Templeton lives on the north coast of Ireland, and works across page, stage and audio. Her work includes an audio installation for a lighthouse, a contemplative poetry trail for woodlands, and a forest performance written in the Panamanian jungle. She is the author of Water's Edge, published by Confingo as an illustrated edition with radiophonic download in 2023.
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Dustboy
Scrub and pale and rough my garden. I am out now, soft-soled on the sift of it. Away and get some air, there's a good boy. Our yard all scrubble and dust. Bone dry, dries a bone, a wee bit breeze. We could use some weather. Bright my eyes. Sun hot on my top. Scaldy now. I put my hand, I feel the buzz of it. Scruffed and shorn, no curls. I dig a little hole with my toe in the scuff dirt. Stubble head. Stubble ground. I make dust clouds in the sunshout, in the summer still. All hush and shush. I am a slow swirl, a dust whirl, wee tatterscrap. Here is someone now. Wide foot, black jacket, peak face beaking in the gravel sand, in the sand soil, in the dust scuff. He is a little man in a big coat. He sees me with his swirly bead eye. He is a man what come in a black car that time and that was when. That was then. He is gone little but I know him by his long black, his swagger back, how here he comes web-foot, claw toe, to scratch in my soil. I watch, I whisper, I squint my eyes at the little man pulling a worm in his peaky beck. In the before, he was the crow flown into the now of that day, and his wings, his beak, his craw call all - that's what made the before and made the after and made me the tatterscrap left dust scuffing. Here comes my Pa, my Da. All tall, long, long. Come see me. His face up high in the sky brights. Spindle legs. He comes down on his hunkers, folds up like a paper man. Brings me in, wraps me up in him. I smell his warm, his tobacco sharps. I itch my nose. Big hand heavy on my head, pulls me in. He puts out the sun and we are a dark hug, and I stand stockstill in my stocking feet. I am a stickboy, shoulderbones. Poor Pappy makes a snivel sound, a shudder shake. Then he is up and I am up and out and into fresh and bright and sun spinning on stones. He wipes his eyes. He cleans my face with his fingers. Wet cheeks and smudgy. And that is when. What see we on the lane. A mangly dog, all skin bones. Would you look, Pappy say, Who come get you? And he makes a whistle in his teeth and she come lollop. Flop ear, sticky fur, cry eyes. My black crow, he gone high in the hawthorn tree. |
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